Some alley cats are born with enough swagger and coolness to knock up every stray feline on the block. For this notorious cool cat, paw-therhood was becoming too big of a burden after getting with all of the local kitties. But despite being on the hook for child support checks for every female kitty within a 2-mile radius, this cat wanted the enduring love and affections of a real family. Lucky for this saucy stray, a kind couple took note to his plight, capturing him and fostering him into a new future… One with far fewer kittens, but a lot more love. 

Well, feline fam, just when you think you've seen it all, the internet surprises you with something new. We literally spend hours each day scouring the interwebz for the silliest, craziest, funniest, and most bizarre feline stories to share with you, but we have never seen something like this before. We've written many stories about cats ending relationships, or troublesome felines disliking their pawrent's partner, but we've never seen a boyfriend take such dramatic action over the matter itself. He literally took matters into his own hands.

His girlfriend's cat was marking his territory constantly all over his stuff. To be fair, it was an older, male cat, so these types do have the tendency to warm up slower to men. However, he lost three backpacks and a pair of shoes, so he decided that enough was enough. Fast forward to now, and the cat is in love with him. His girlfriend even complains that he now feels like "his cat". Scroll down to read the full story below!

Hooman's stories about how they met their fluffy soulmates are all unique and special. Every story is different from the other, whether it is by where they found the cute cat, what they did to help, and how the feisty feline reacted to the rescue. The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways, but it also makes sure that every time a catto is distributed, it is different from the rest.

To be able to help an awwdorable cat right from your backyard is a great privilege, if you ask us. Sure, it might be special to be chosen by the CDS when you're out and about, but being so special that you get a purrsonal delivery right to your doorstep? Now, that is a story worth telling, that will stay in the family for generations. 

We still appreciate all the hard work that goes into rescuing a fluffy feline, even if you're doing it in your own backyard, which is why we love the story of the hooman down below.

Greetings, fellow cat lovers. Today we are here to celebrate the majestic voids of the feline world and the unexpected friendships that make our hearts melt. For those who do not know, a "void" is an affectionate nickname for black cats, known for their sleek coats, mysterious eyes, and stealthy presence. But behind those shadowy exteriors often lies a soft heart and a strong bond with a chosen best friend.

In this wholesome collection, proud cat parents are showing off the most endearing friendships their voids have formed. Some of these shadowy felines have bonded with dogs, kittens, and even humans they have claimed as their own. The love they share is undeniable. These snapshots of companionship are a reminder that our feline friends are full of surprises and capable of deep, loyal affection.

Hey y'all. When you think of cats, what comes to mind? For us, it's mischief, silliness, cuteness, and pure, unfiltered adorability. Cats are little characters, each with a fully developed personality that never fails to keep their humans entertained. They do whatever they please, whenever they please, and they really could not care less about anyone's opinion on the matter. That's the magic of cats. They just do them.

You've probably heard the phrase "cats gonna cat." But what does that actually mean? For those who are new to the world of feline antics, it simply means that cats are going to engage in the most absurd, unexpected, and downright hilarious behaviors at any given moment. It's in their nature. It's what makes them so special.

Kittens have meowgical powers. No one can resist their cuteness. That is what we have learned over our time writing for ICanHasCheezburger. They can make anyone do anything that they want. We've seen dads who hate cats fall in love with the family's new kitten, because they couldn't not. We have seen people who never wanted cats in their lives adopt a kitten because it didn't give them any choice in the matter. We have even seen cat owners adopt a kitten for their black cat who just lost her babies, and that kitten filled a hole in her heart purrfectly. 

So, it is no surprise that when these owners adopted an adorable ginger kitten for their senior dog, that dog, who was lonely and sad and tired all the time beforehand, suddenly found a new source of energy to use to play with it. No surprise at all, especially when the kitten is as cute as this ginger. We would not have been able to resist his cuteness either, doggo, so we really understand you. 

People always think that owning a cat and taking care of them is so easy. Cats are relatively low-maintenance pets. You need to feed them, give them water and clean their litterbox sometimes. That's all they need from you. Right? Wrong. Maybe cats are a little less demanding than some other animals, but there is still a lot that you need to know about how to take care of them. You need to know how to get cats to drink enough water, because sometimes, they just don't feel like it. You need to know why cats bite their humans sometimes and how it's not (always) about them disliking you or being mad at you. You need to know that actually, milk is bad for your cats and that you cannot give it to them.

That last thing is what we are going to be focusing on. Because while there are a lot of things that you need to know about cats that you just learn as you go, when it comes to the things that they're allowed and not allowed to eat and drink - that is something that you have to look into in advance. Because you can hurt your cats unintentionally. Be careful with your felines, guys, they're relying on you.